[649] in Humor
HUMOR: Top ten lines you'll never hear on Trek: TNG
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Wed Jan 4 23:57:28 1995
From: abennett@MIT.EDU
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 04 Jan 1995 23:53:44 EST
Date: Wed, 4 Jan 95 18:13:10 PST
From: Connie_Kleinjans@Novell.COM (Connie Kleinjans)
From: scott_schroeder@ins.com (Scott Schroeder)
From: david_mccord@ins.COM (David McCord)
The TOP TEN lines you'll never hear on Star Trek: The Next Generation
10) Worf: Klingons do *not* play tiddlywinks!
9) Picard: It's too bad we don't live in an enlightened, civilized era like
they had in the twentieth century.
8) Geordi: Did you hear Wesley almost got kicked out of the academy again?
They caught him smoking pot!
Data: (looks puzzled) Pot? (brightens) Ah. Marijuana - a narcotic obtained
from the hemp plant. Cannabis. Weed. Mary Jane. Grass. Reefer. Panama
red...
7) Troi (to someone she is counseling): You've obviously mistaken me for
someone who cares! Now get out!
6) Worf: Ouch! I got a paper cut!
5) a Starfleet admiral: Don't worry about it, Picard, there's plenty of
other ships in your quadrant.
4) Riker: Not tonight - I have a headache.
3) Worf: Do we have to beam down right now? The Smurfs are on subspace T.V.!
2) Geordi: We've modified the warp coils by reversing the polarity of the
inverse geometric phase integrator and adding a broad-band neutrino flux
generator to the hyper-magnetic field controls.
Riker: What will that do?
Geordi: Not a damn thing, but it sure as hell *sounds* impressive!
1) Picard: Oh, screw the hailing frequencies. Fire all phasers!
