[645] in Humor
HUMOR: Annual After-Christmas Story
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Tue Jan 3 15:20:15 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 03 Jan 1995 15:17:09 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Tue, 3 Jan 95 11:45:01 PST
From: Connie_Kleinjans@Novell.COM (Connie Kleinjans)
An After-Christmas Story
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in her kitchen. She
was listening to her son play with his new electric train set in the
living room. She heard the train stop and her son said,"All of you
sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, cause this
is the last stop! All of you son of a bitches who are gettin on, get
your asses on the train cause we're leaving!" The mother went in and
told her son, "We don't use that type of language in this house! Now go
to your room and stay there for two hours and think about what you did
wrong. When you come out you may play with your train again, but I
want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of his room and started playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,
"All passengers who are disembarking please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and
hope your travel with us was a pleasent one. We hope that you will
ride with us again. For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow
all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember there is no smoking
execpt in the Club Car. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today. For those of you who are pissed off about the
two-hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen...."
