[623] in Humor
Why?
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jamie H Rosenblum)
Mon Dec 19 13:29:53 1994
To: rfrie01@emoryu1.cc.emory.edu, humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 19 Dec 1994 13:21:38 EST
From: Jamie H Rosenblum <jamie@MIT.EDU>
> WHY ASK WHY
>
> Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't
> drink and drive?
>
> Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
>
> Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
>
> Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of
> parachutes?
>
> Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is
> prohibited there?
>
> Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
>
> Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
>
> How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the
> mornings?
>
> If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there
> locks on the doors?
>
> If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
>
> If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick
> to the pan?
>
> If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it
> from a height, what would happen?
>
> If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens
> when you turn on the headlights?
>
> You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol
> if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
>
> Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up atm?
>
> Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
>
> Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a
> shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called
> cargo?
>
> You know that little indestructible black box that is used on
> planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same
> substance?
>
> Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address,
> you turn down the volume on the radio?
>
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