[607] in Humor
HUMOR: SPAM Haikus
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Tue Dec 13 14:20:03 1994
From: abennett@MIT.EDU
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 13 Dec 1994 14:15:25 EST
Date: Tue, 13 Dec 1994 19:04:59 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
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From: Nat Brown
Subject: FW: Spam haikus
Date: Saturday, December 10, 1994 5:26PM
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Pink tender morsel,
Glistening with salty gel.
What the hell is it?
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Ears, snouts and innards,
A homogeneous mass.
Pass another slice.
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Cube of cold pinkness
Yellow specks of porcine fat.
Give me a spork please.
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Old man seeks doctor.
"I eat SPAM daily", he says.
Angioplasty.
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Highly unnatural,
The tortured shape of this "food".
A small pink coffin.
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