[526] in Humor
HUMOR: Indian Jokes
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Fri Nov 4 09:48:21 1994
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 04 Nov 1994 09:44:16 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To our PC readers:
The author is a member of the Oneida tribe of the Iriquois Nation.
SO there. Nyah. :P :)
-Drew
From: "William P. Bennett" <bennett@swcp.com>
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A bunch of Indians were out in the hills hunting when they noticed
puffs of smoke on the horizon. They quickly summoned their leader,
who was wise in the old ways, and crowded around. "What does it mean?"
they asked. He studied the smoke pattern for a few minutes and said,
"It means we got to get back right away. The casino is on fire."
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A bunch of Indians got lost in the woods and didn't know what to do,
so they consulted their leader."We'll do what the White Men do, shoot
three times in the air. It's a universal signal. It always works for them."
So they shot three times in the air. "Now what?". "We wait an hour" said
the leader, like the White Men do. So they waited. Nothing happened. "Now
what?" "Shoot three times in the air again" said the leader. So they did.
And waited another hour. Nothing happened. "Now what?" "Shoot three times
in the air, again" said the leader. "No can do" they said. "Why not?" said
the leader. "We're out of arrows."
