[521] in Humor
HUMOR: Quotes of the Day
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Fri Nov 4 09:32:58 1994
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 04 Nov 1994 09:29:25 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Wed, 02 Nov 1994 18:49:41 -0700 (MST)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN%ARIES@VAXF.Colorado.EDU>
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From: ShopTalk for Wed, Nov 2, 1994
What is the difference between a lawyer and a spermatozoan?
Very simple. The spermatozoan has one chance in 6 million
to become a human being."
William Kunstler on "Last Call"
In the news: Comedy writer Buddy Baron, on Francisco
Duran, the upholster who shot at the White House on
Saturday: "We knew he wasn't a postal worker, since he got
the address right."
Comic Argus Hamilton, on the investigation of Duran: "The
FBI thinks that Duran acted alone. But Oliver Stone thinks
there was a second upholsterer in the Rose Graden.
Comedy writer Bob Mills on the shooting: "The NRA is now
claiming that Duran was just trying to honor President
Clinton with a 21-clip salute.
