[476] in Humor
HUMOR: QoTD
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Tue Oct 4 10:59:08 1994
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 04 Oct 1994 10:55:33 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Mon, 3 Oct 94 16:41:30 PDT
From: Connie_Kleinjans@Novell.COM (Connie Kleinjans)
Today's quote is from the conference guide for
the 1994 World Science Fiction Convention, held
in Winnipeg, Manitoba:
AND A WORD ABOUT HYGIENE:
Odd as it may seem to some, personal hygiene standards
vary around the world. In science fiction fandom, if you
are interested in romantic pursuit (or just in not
accidentally offending), we STRONGLY recommend that you
shower & shampoo daily, and brush regularly (preferably
first thing in the morning and after dinner before you hit
the evening parties). Your odds of success will increase
dramatically.
Trust us on this.
Submitted by: thorntn@CC.UManitoba.CA
Sep. 21, 1994
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