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[Humor] Ten Times in History When Using The F Word Was Appropriate
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jonathon Weiss)
Mon Jun 6 22:37:44 2005
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From: Jonathon Weiss <jweiss@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 06 Jun 2005 22:35:20 -0400
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[Forwarded to me from an unknown origin...]
Ten Times in History When Using The F Word Was Appropriate
10th - "Scattered $&#*ing showers, my a@@!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the $&#* did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC
8th - "You want WHAT on the $&#*ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7th - "Where did all those $&#*ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877
6th - "It does so $&#*ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
5th - "Where the $&#* are we?" -Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th - "Any $&#*ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
3rd - "What the $&#* was that?" -Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
2nd - "I need this parade like I need a $&#*ing hole in the head!" -
JFK, 1963
And -- drum roll -- the number 1 most appropriate time for using the
"F" word...
"Aw c'mon Monica -- who the $&#* is going to find out?"- Bill Clinton,
1997
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