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[Humor] A Rectum Stretcher
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jon Sheffi)
Tue May 18 10:49:03 2004
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A Rectum Stretcher
While I was driving down the road the other day (going a little
faster than I should have been) I passed over a bridge only to
see a cop on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. He
pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know about, asked......
"What's your hurry?"
"I'm late for work."
"What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher."
"A what?! A rectum stretcher?! And just what does a rectum
stretcher do?"
"Well, I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to
two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I
work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I
slowly but surely stretch the rectum, until it's about 6 feet."
"And just what do you do with a six-foot asshole?"
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."
Traffic ticket: $95.00
Court costs: $45.00
Look on cop's face......Priceless
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