[4151] in Humor
[Humor] How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Larry Stone)
Tue Feb 3 02:00:03 2004
Date: Tue, 3 Feb 2004 1:59:34 EST
To: humor@mit.edu
From: Larry Stone <lcs@mit.edu>
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[forwards were gobbled up like so much kibble]
HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us,
and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler:
Make me.
Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make
sure I haven't missed any, and make one more perimeter patrol to see that no
one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...
Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he
finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
The Cat:
"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real
question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner
and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE
STAFF.
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