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[Humor] Investment tips for 2004
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Mon Jan 12 20:59:33 2004
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> For all of you with any money left In the wake of the Exxon/Mobile deal
> and the AOL/Time Warner implode, be aware of the next expected mergers so
> that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch
> for these consolidations in 2004.
>
> 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
> W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become:
> Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
>
> 2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces
> and become:
> Poly, Warner Cracker.
>
> 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as:
> MMMGood.
>
> 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
> merge and become:
> ZipAudiDoDa.
>
> 5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
> FedUP.
>
> 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
> Fairwell Honeychild.
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