[4137] in Humor
[Humor] i dunno if this came thru here before
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (descentr@evol.mit.edu)
Fri Oct 17 11:39:32 2003
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From: descentr@evol.mit.edu
Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2003 14:58:23 -0400
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THE SEX LIFE OF AN ELECTRON
One night when his charge was pretty low, Micro Farad decided to get a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Millie Amp and took her for a ride on his megacycle.
They rode across the Weatstone Bridge, around the sine wave, and into a magnetic field next to a flowing current. Micro Farad, attracted by Millie Amp's characteristic curve, soon had her to minimum resistance and her capacitance, bared her admittance and pulled out her shunt. Fully excited, Millie cried," MHO, MHO, MHO, give me MHO".
With his tube at maximum output, and her coil vibrating from the current flow, her shunt soon reached maximum heat. The exciting current had gotten her shunt pretty hot, and Micro's capacitance was rapidly discharging and drained every electron. They fluxed all night, tried various connections and sockets until his bar magnet had lost all of its field strength. Afterward Millie Amp tried self inductance and damaged her solenoid. With his batteries discharged, Micro Farad was unable to excite his transformer so they ended up by reversing polarity and blowing each others fuses.
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