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[Humor] Work virus

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Michael Khusid)
Sun Sep 21 19:55:40 2003

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Attention: You may have the work virus.

There is a new virus. The code name is "WORK". If you receive WORK from 
your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else-do not touch 
WORK under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life 
completely.

If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two 
friends & go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks & after three 
rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your brain.

Forward this virus warning immediately to at least 5 friends.  Should 
you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already 
infected by this virus & WORK already controls your whole life. If this 
is the case, go to the bar & stay until you make at least 5 friends.

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