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[Humor] Fwd: Southern Baptist
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Mike Khusid)
Thu Jul 17 19:59:08 2003
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From: "Mike Khusid" <mkhusid@MIT.EDU>
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Date: Thu, 17 Jul 2003 19:51:22 -0400
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--- Francis Reid <reid_francis@hotmail.com> wrote:
> From: "Francis Reid" <reid_francis@hotmail.com>
> Date: Thu, 17 Jul 2003 21:20:44 +0000
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John and Marie went to the same Baptist church. Marie went every Sunday
and taught Sunday School.
John went on Christmas and Easter and, once in a while, he went on one of
the other Sundays. On one of those Sundays, he was in the pew right behind
Marie and he noticed what a fine looking woman she was. While they were
taking up the collection, John
leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner
next Friday?"
"Why Yes, John, that would be nice," said Marie.
Well, John couldn't believe his luck. All weeklong he polished up his car,
and on Friday he picked up Marie and took her to dinner, the finest
restaurant in Raleigh. When they sat down, John looked over at Marie said,
"Hey, Marie, would you like a cocktail before dinner?"
"Oh, no, John,"said Marie. "What would I tell my Sunday School class?"
Well, John was setback a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner Then
he reached in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. "Hey, Marie,"
said John, "Would you like a smoke?"
"Oh, no, John," said Marie. "What would I tell my Sunday School class?"
Well, John was feeling pretty low after that, so he just got in his car and
was driving Marie home when they passed the Holiday Inn. He'd struck out
twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose.
"Hey, Marie," said John, "how would you like to stop at this motel with
me?"
"Sure, John, that would be nice," said Marie.
Well, John couldn't believe his luck. He did a U-turn right then and there
across the median and everything,and drove back to the motel and checked in
with Marie. The next morning John got up first. He looked at Marie lying
there in the bed. "What have I done? What have I done?" thought John.
He shook Marie and she woke up. "Marie, I've got to ask you one thing, said
John. "What are you going to tell your Sunday School class?"
Marie said, "The same thing I always tell them..............
You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time."
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