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HUMOR: The Joys of Colonoscopies......
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Pug)
Fri Jan 24 08:59:26 2003
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Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 08:58:16 -0500
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From: Pug <pug@MIT.EDU>
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No way, I'm not going to forward it!
Oh, what the hell...
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>I'm not gonna forward it...
>
>>Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 1:11:57 EST
>>From: Larry Stone <lcs@MIT.EDU>
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>> Colonoscopies......]]
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>>"I'm not gonna forward this to humor@mit.edu! You forward it."
>>
>>"Not me."
>>
>>"I know, let's give it to Pug, she forwards anything!"
>>/lcs
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>>
>>Date: Thu, 23 Jan 2003 11:23:18 -0500
>>From: Daniel Schwartz <djschwartz@bigfoot.com>
>>Subject: [Fwd: The Joys of Colonoscopies......]
>>
>>I keep getting stuff of this sort from my ex-landlady...
>>
>>
>>-------- Original Message --------
>>From: "LaDonna & Andy Olanyk" <Squireman@msn.com>
>>To: [long list mercifully deleted]
>>Subject: The Joys of Colonoscopies......
>>Date: Wed, 22 Jan 2003 21:14:47 -0500
>>
>>Subject: Colonoscopies.....................
>>A gastroenterologist/proctologist claims that these are actual comments
>>made by his patients made while he was performing Colonoscopies:
>>
>>1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
>>
>>2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
>>
>>3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
>>
>>4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
>>
>>5. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not,
>>in fact, up there?"
>>
>>6. "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."
>>
>>7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
>>
>>8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the
>>Hokey Pokey...."
>>
>>9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
>>
>>10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
>>
>>11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
>>
>>12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
