[3793] in Humor
HUMOR: Ten Times in History When Using The F Word Was Appropriate
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jonathon Weiss)
Sat Oct 26 01:05:30 2002
Message-Id: <200210260505.BAA22251@bearing-an-hourglass.mit.edu>
From: Jonathon Weiss <jweiss@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sat, 26 Oct 2002 01:05:22 -0400
From: "Amy B. Chan & Jeremy D. Weiss" <slinkie@unix.chanweiss.com>
From: <njkahn@mindspring.com>
TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE
10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC
8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877
6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
5th - "Where the @#$% are we?" -Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
3rd - "What the @#$% was that?" -Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head!" -
JFK,1963
And -- drum roll -- the number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F"
word.....
"Aw c'mon Monica -- who the @#$% is going to find out?"- Bill Clinton,
1997
