[3745] in Humor
are you my president?
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (gif)
Fri Sep 20 09:52:13 2002
Message-Id: <200209201352.JAA10095@no-knife.mit.edu>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 20 Sep 2002 09:52:05 -0400
From: gif <gif@MIT.EDU>
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11. If your parents were married, but 50 million people question
your legitimacy, you might be president of the United States.
10. If you think "exercising the pocket veto" is another of Guiliani's
colorful, I-talian euphemisms for masturbation...you might be the
president of the United States.
9. If you think that "Rowe versus Wade" are your two options for
crossing the creek on your 1600 acre ranch, you might be
president of the United States.
8. If the vehicles on your lawn include a Sikorsky Sea King
helicopter...chances are you're the president of the United States.
7. If you have the most important job in the world, but spend 42%
of your days on vacation, it's highly likely that you're the pOTUS.
6. If you don't return Nelson Mandela's calls and in frustration, Mr.
Mandela calls your dad, you probably get the mail sent to
"occupant" at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
5. If your mobile home has four pilots and a fighter escort, you just
might be the chief executive of our land.
4. If your underage daughters' frequently confiscated fake I.D.'s are
made by "Uncle John" in the Justice Department, your office is
probably a room with no corners in our capitol city.
3. If you think standing in front of giant posters bearing slogans
like "Corporate Responsiblity" sends "sublimable" messages, you
might be el presidentito.
2. If you've ever read through the night because you just can't put
"The Hungry Little Caterpillar" down, odds are you have your finger
on the button.
1. If you think executive privilege protects you and everyone else
who wears a suit to work, you might be president of the United
States.
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