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HUMOR: HUMOR: Survival skills for kids on vacation
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Mon Jul 25 18:26:32 1994
From: abennett@MIT.EDU
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 25 Jul 94 18:18:05 EDT
Date: Mon, 25 Jul 94 13:49:43 PDT
From: Connie_Kleinjans@Novell.COM (Connie Kleinjans)
Subject: HUMOR: Survival skills for kids on vacation
Eeeeewwww!
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Gregg Russell, an entertainer at Hilton Head, S.C., has taught thousands
of kids his three rules of self-defense:
1. Never sit in the front between your parents. They are tense in the
front seat because Dad is lost, they have spent lots of money and a week
on vacation and now they have to go back to work.
2. If you have a station wagon or a van, sit waaaaaay in the back.
For your parents to do any damage to you at all, they have to stop the
car.
3. If you can't sit way back, sit right behind the driver. Not a
parent in the world can reach a kid behind him.
Those kids will need his survival rules, because Greg also teaches them
a guaranteed way to drive their parents crazy in the car on the way
home. Just chant over and over:
Is that a booger in the sugar? No, It'snot, no It'snot.
Well I had a bunch for lunch. You could hear the suckers crunch.
Is that a booger in the sugar? No, It'snot, no It'snot.
