[370] in Humor
HUMOR: Monks' Greatest Hits
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Sun Jul 24 09:08:54 1994
From: abennett@MIT.EDU
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sun, 24 Jul 94 08:50:33 EDT
Date: Fri, 22 Jul 94 16:05:23 PDT
From: Connie_Kleinjans@Novell.COM (Connie Kleinjans)
The Top *20* Songs On The Benedictine Monks' Best-Selling CD
20> Hey, Hey, We're The Monks
19> (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
18> I'm Too Sexy For This Robe...
17> Cyronus Achus Breakus
16> Ain't Misbehavin'
15> What's A Vow Of Chastity Got To Do With It?
14> Red, Red Wine
13> Celebate! Celebate! Dance To The Music!
12> Shock The Monk
11> Give Peace A Chant
10> Hand Jive
9> 50 Ways To Leave Your Monastery
8> Born To Be Mild
7> Oh, Sherry
6> Don't Stand So Close To Me
5> Beat It
4> Can't Touch That!
3> I Write The Psalms
2> Smells Like (Holy Spirit)
and the #1 Song On The Benedictine Monks' Best-Selling CD...
1> Light My Friar
Today's Top 5 List contributors were:
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Gail Celio, E. Lansing, MI - 1
Lee Oeth, San Diego, CA - 2, 20 (Rookie!)
Lemon Rinaldi, San Francisco, CA - 2
Greg Sherwin, Palo Alto, CA - 3
Karen Sutton, Dallas, TX - 4, 16
Mitch Jaffe, Jupiter, FL - 5 (Rookie!)
Roger P. Ciotti, Kenosha, WI - 6,19 (Hall of Fame)
Connie Notarino, East Haven, CT - 7 (Rookie!)
Brian Schroer, University City, MO - 8, 12
Jim Louderback, San Francisco, CA - 9
Mayor Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR - 10, 14
Eric Huret, Charlotte, NC - 11 (Rookie!)
Rick Welshans, Alexandria, VA - 13
Jay Allen, New Orleans, LA - 15
Elliott Schiff, Pittsburgh, PA - 17, 19
Steve Maybo, Rancho Penasquitos, CA - 18,20 (Hall of Fame)
Sue Heim, San Diego, CA - 20, Topic
John Hering, Alexandria, VA - 20 (Hall of Fame)
Sharon Yonkers, Clarksville, TN - 20
Kris Lawrence, Greensboro, NC - 20 (Rookie!)
Ken Wilson, Kansas City, MO - 20
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Today's entries: 145 submissions by 47 contributors
Thanks to all who contributed!
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