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Fwd: [Jokes-pg] Airport Security Solution
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Michael Khusid)
Thu Mar 21 12:01:25 2002
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Date: Thu, 21 Mar 2002 08:59:22 -0800 (PST)
From: Michael Khusid <misha37@yahoo.com>
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--- KenN315808@aol.com wrote:
> From: KenN315808@aol.com
> To: jokes-pg@balticon.org
> Subject: [Jokes-pg] Airport Security Solution
> Date: Wed, 20 Mar 2002 21:28:19 EST
>
> Federal Aviation Agency
> 800 Independence Avenue S.W.
> Washington D.C. 20591
>
> Dear Sirs;
>
> I have the solution for the prevention of airplane hijackings, and at
> the
> same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men
> of the
> Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should
> replace
> all of our female flight attendants with strippers.
>
> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a
> naked
> woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start
> flying
> again in hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more
> hijackings,
> and the airline industry would have record sales.
>
> Now why didn't Congress think of this?
>
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Bill Clinton
>
>
>
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