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HUMOR: JoTD
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Tue Jan 29 13:18:31 2002
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Date: Tue, 29 Jan 2002 13:16:53 -0500
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>Subject: Daily Joke Email For January 29, 2002!
>Date: Tue, 29 Jan 2002 13:02:51 -0500
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>Out Drinking Again
>
>An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally
>said that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell
>flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured
>he would crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that would sober
>him up. Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face again.
>
>So he decided to crawl the four blocks home. When he arrived at the door
>he stood up and fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and
>into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand
>up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell
>right into the bed and was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
>
>He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting,
>"SO YOU'VE BEEN OUT DRINKING AGAIN!"
>
>Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing it out he said, "What
>makes you say that?"
>
>"The pub just called; you left your wheelchair there again."
>
>* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
>Bonus Joke: Water To Wine
>
>An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding
>in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath
>and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir,
>have you been drinking?"
>
>"Just water," says the priest.
>
>The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
>
>The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
>
>Thanks To Rae And Doug for Submitting This Joke.
>
