[3600] in Humor
HUMOR: An Oldie but Goodie
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Tue Jan 22 16:48:54 2002
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Date: Tue, 22 Jan 2002 16:46:22 -0500
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>Subject: Daily Joke Email For January 22, 2002!
>Date: Tue, 22 Jan 2002 13:22:12 -0500
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>Bungee Jumping
>
>Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second.
>"You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping
>service in Mexico."
>
>The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money
>and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
>
>They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are
>constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more
>people gather to watch them at work.
>
>The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes
>back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.
>Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able catch him, he falls again,
>bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding.
>Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces
>back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up - he's got a couple of
>broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, the second guy finally
>catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"
>
>The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a 'pinata'?"
>
>Thanks To Kyle For Submitting This Joke.
>
