[3598] in Humor
HUMOR: JoTD
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Mon Jan 21 17:17:53 2002
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Date: Mon, 21 Jan 2002 17:16:20 -0500
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>From: "Send A Friend A Funny" <customerservice@sendafriendafunny.com>
>To: "Valued Member" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>Subject: Daily Joke Email For January 21, 2002!
>Date: Mon, 21 Jan 2002 10:38:23 -0500
>X-OriginalArrivalTime: 21 Jan 2002 15:38:23.0054 (UTC)
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>**************************************************************
>Here's Today's Joke
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>The Repairman
>
>Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.
>
>Since she had to go to work the next day, she told him,"I'll leave the key
>under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll
>mail you the check. By the way, don't worry about my Doberman. He won't
>bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT under ANY circumstances talk to
>my parrot!"
>
>When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Davidson's apartment the next day, he
>discovered the biggest and meanest looking Doberman he had ever seen. But
>just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the
>repairman go about his business.
>
>However, the parrot drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
>yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain
>himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!"
>
>To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
>
>Thanks To Kyle For Submitting This Joke.
>