[3595] in Humor
HUMOR: Aliens
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (South of Heaven)
Thu Jan 17 12:59:52 2002
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Date: Wed, 16 Jan 2002 20:56:57 -0500
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> Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station.
> They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it.
> "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."
> The gas pumps, of course, didn't respond.
> The alien repeated the greeting.
> Again there was no response.
> The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pumps' haughty
> attitude, pulled his out his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings,
> Earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us this way! Take us to
> your leader, or I'll fire!"
> The other alien shouted to his comrade, "No! You don't want to make him
mad!"
> But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired. There was a huge
> explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where they
> landed in a heap rather abruptly.
> When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the
> other one and said, "What a ferocious creature. It damn near killed us! How
> did you know it was so dangerous?"
> The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned during my
> travels thorough the galaxy, when a creature has a penis he can wrap around
> himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, you don't want to screw with
> him!
