[3593] in Humor
Re: HUMOR: The Hypnotist
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Rhett Creighton)
Wed Jan 16 15:26:26 2002
Date: Wed, 16 Jan 2002 15:25:15 -0500 (EST)
From: Rhett Creighton <rhett@MIT.EDU>
To: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
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Unless they were naked, it wouldn't make a mess. Now if he said, "aww
vomit, that's a different story.
Hi ho!
Rhett
On Wed, 16 Jan 2002, Sharalee M. Field wrote:
>
> >From: "Send A Friend A Funny" <customerservice@sendafriendafunny.com>
> >To: "Valued Member" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
> >Subject: Daily Joke Email For January16, 2002!
> >Date: Wed, 16 Jan 2002 12:43:52 -0500
> >X-OriginalArrivalTime: 16 Jan 2002 17:43:52.0244 (UTC)
> >FILETIME=[5C923740:01C19EB5]
> >
> >
> >The Hypnotist
> >
> >It was opening night at the Orpheum, and The Amazing Claude was topping
> >the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his
> >stuff.
> >
> >As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists
> >who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance,
> >I intend to hypnotise each and every member of this audience."
> >
> >The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
> >pocket watch from his coat.
> >
> >"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very
> >special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."
> >
> >He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
> >"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
> >
> >The crowd became mesmerised as the watch swayed back and forth, light
> >gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the
> >swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and
> >fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
> >
> >"Aw, shit!" cried the hypnotist.
> >
> >It took three weeks to clean up the theatre.
> >
> >Thanks To Kyle For Submitting This Joke.
> >
>
