[3591] in Humor
HUMOR: Blonde Joke
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Tue Jan 15 12:08:13 2002
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Date: Tue, 15 Jan 2002 12:06:39 -0500
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>Jigsaw Puzzle
>
>A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
>I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
>started."
>
>Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
>
>The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
>
>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. He gets there
>and she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
>
>He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
>her and says, "First of all sweetheart, no matter what we do, we're not
>going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
>tiger." "Second, I'd advise you to just relax . . . . have a glass of
>wine, then put all these damn Frosted Flakes back in the box."
>
>Thanks To Donald F. For Submitting This Joke.
>
