[3559] in Humor
Haloween Story
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Peter Brenton)
Thu Nov 1 15:48:36 2001
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A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible
headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted
husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some
aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled
by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for
one hour, awakened without pain and as it was still early, she decided to go
the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she
thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted
when she was not with him.
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She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the
dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little
feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a
rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted
his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off
they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at
midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got
into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he
had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll
tell you, I never even danced one dance.
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When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into
the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what
happened to the guy I loaned my costume to!"
--
Peter H. Brenton
MIT's Plasma Science and Fusion Center
(617) 253-3185
pbrenton@mit.edu
