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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Reign in Blood)
Wed Sep 12 20:38:07 2001
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To: Jonathan Reed <jdreed@MIT.EDU>
cc: humor@MIT.EDU
In-Reply-To: Your message of "Wed, 12 Sep 2001 18:29:41 EDT."
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Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2001 20:36:57 -0400
From: Reign in Blood <descentr@MIT.EDU>
get off acw's case
<*><-><*><-><*><-><*><-><*><-><*><-><*><-><*><-><*><-><*><-><*><->
}-> First of all, how is this _humor_? I fail to find it amusing. It's
First of all, you should go out and buy a sense of humor, perhaps
from the nearest fellow republican you know, i bet they have plenty
of sense of humor for you to buy, since they dont seem to use any of
theirs.
I found both of acw's posts amusing enough, and none of the bit
stupid, (and if it were, it should have been humorous for you; stupidness
is funny, either in the goodnatured way or a morbid way)
}-> just as stupid (albeit less tasteless) as the post you sent earlier.
}->
}-> Second, forwarded messages should always be ignored. Everytime
Well, too bad you didnt heed your own advice.
}-> something bad happens (the Challenger disaster, the Gulf War, etc)
}-> someone always comes up with some quote from Nostradamus.
}->
}-> Third, if Nostradamus is so smart, how come he's dead?
This is the most ridiculous commment ive heard.
its ripeness in stupidity finally gives your email a redeeming value
to be sent to humor@mit.edu , its stupid funniness foaming out
of the monitor like snot and white russian out of a drunk motherfucker's
nose.
Then, to answer your question, maybe he knew something about death
that you don't?? Maybe he saw into the veil of darkness and found
something he liked?
~~~
try not to take this personally
}->
}-> -Jon
}->
}-> At 6:16 PM -0400 on 9/12/01, Avi C. Weiss wrote:
}-> > >"In the year of the new century and nine months/From the sky will come
* a
}-> >>great King of Terror. The sky will burn at 45 degrees. Fire approaches
}-> >>the
}-> >>great new city. In the city of god there will be a great thunder, Two
}-> >>brothers torn apart by chaos, while the fortress endures, the great lead
*er
}-> >>will succumb. The third big war will begin when the big city is burning.
*"
}-> >>
}-> >>- Nostradamus, 1654
}-> >>
}-> >>
}-> >>I saw a movie on Nostradamus narrated by Orson Welles when I was in the
*5th
}-> >>grade. The part about WW III always stuck in my mind, as I paraphrase "
*a
}-> >>force will rise up from Persia to attack the great country" and "the thi
*rd
}-> >>great war will begin...the Eagle and the Bear as allies...".
}-> >>
}-> >>NY City is 45 degrees latitude, "Two Brothers" = twin towers, fortress =
}-> >>Pentagon, Persia is the historical name for the land occupied by Iraq an
*d
}-> >>Iran, Eagle and Bear represent U.S. and Russia.
}-> >>
}-> >>And for what its worth, to add to the Apocalyptic prophecy, the book of
}-> >>Revelations states "I saw an Army from the East, who's numbers stand at
}-> >>10,000 times 10,000 times 2.". Today, China's Army is approaching 1/4
}-> >>billion.
}-> >>
}-> >>
}-> >>Nostradamus was a Frenchman of Jewish descent, and a Christian. Is it
}-> >>possible God gave him certain insights into the future? Or is he simply
* a
}-> >>false prophet? Interesting and/or scary stuff. Hopefully just
}-> >>coincidences
}-> >>and false alarms.
}-> >>
}-> >>
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}-> > >
}->
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