[3504] in Humor
anagrams
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (gif)
Wed Jul 25 11:34:27 2001
Message-Id: <200107251534.LAA25529@scrubbing-bubbles.mit.edu>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 25 Jul 2001 11:34:18 -0400
From: gif <gif@MIT.EDU>
Anagrams, received w/o attribution.
An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing
or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are
exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has far too much spare
time or is deadly at Scrabble.
George Bush: He Bugs Gore
Dormitory: Dirty Room
Evangelist: Evil's Agent
Desperation: A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code: Here Come Dots
Slot Machines: Cash Lost in Em
Animosity: Is No Amity
Mother-in-law: Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms: Alas No More Z's
A Decimal Point: I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes: That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one
President Clinton of the USA: To Copulate he finds Interns
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