[3493] in Humor
tendjewberrymud
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Paisa Seeluangsawat)
Thu Jul 12 03:34:22 2001
Message-Id: <200107120734.DAA23858@mass-toolpike.mit.edu>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 12 Jul 2001 03:34:14 -0400
From: Paisa Seeluangsawat <paisa@MIT.EDU>
You must read this aloud ( for the full effect). Just say any unfamiliar =
words phonetically. It's amazing, you will under stand what =
'tendjewberrymud' means by the end of the conversation.
This has been nominated for best email of 1999. The following is a =
telephone conversation between a hotel guest and room-service, at a =
hotel in Asia. The call was recorded and later published in the Far =
East Economic Review.
Here goes....
Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor
sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry,
scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"
RS: "San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know
what 'judo one toes'
means.
RS: "Toes! Toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow
english mopping we
bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying
'Toast.' Fine. Yes,
an English muffin will be fine.
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No...just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle =
ache,
crease baychem,
tossy singlish mopping we bother
honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G: "You're welcome."
