[3488] in Humor
HUMOR: PUN
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Freak on a Leash)
Mon Jul 2 11:14:10 2001
Message-Id: <200107021513.LAA06751@nerd-xing.mit.edu>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 02 Jul 2001 11:13:47 -0400
From: Freak on a Leash <descentr@MIT.EDU>
> >Blonde Breakdown
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> > A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one
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> bodies to approaching
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> > Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in
> history of this highway
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> shows up. The cop,
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> vehicle yelling, "What
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> says the lady, calmly.
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