[3484] in Humor
Signs :)
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Me)
Fri Jun 22 18:54:16 2001
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Date: Fri, 22 Jun 2001 18:55:43 -0400
To: humor@mit.edu
From: Me <jerrod@alum.mit.edu>
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>Date: Fri, 22 Jun 2001 12:21:45 -0700 (PDT)
>From: Harmony Cann
>Subject: funny stuff.
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>Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say,
>"I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them,
>would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be
>like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your
>sign."
>
>It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was
>full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our
>driveway. My friend comes over and says "Hey, you
>moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or
>twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's
>your sign."
>
>A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of
>mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up
>this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the
>dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope —
>talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."
>
>I was watching one of those animal shows on the
>Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark
>bite suit. And there's only one way to test it.
>"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks
>good... They want you to jump into this pool of
>sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
>you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't
>wanna lose it."
>
>Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into
>one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The
>attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me,
>and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't
>resist. Said, "Nope. I was driving around and those
>other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your
>sign."
>
>We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy
>came over to the house and drove the car around for
>about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets
>out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust
>pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See? If he'd been
>wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.
>
>I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of
>adventure. Wouldn't ya know I misjudged the height of
>a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it
>out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and
>eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He
>went through his basic questioning..ok..no problem. I
>thought sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he
>asked "So..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help
>myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and
>then back to him and said "No, I'm delivering a
>bridge... here's your sign."
>
>
>
>
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