[3482] in Humor
HUMOR:running behind a bus
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Freak on a Leash)
Wed Jun 20 17:23:35 2001
Message-Id: <200106202123.RAA27427@all-night-tool.mit.edu>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 20 Jun 2001 17:23:14 -0400
From: Freak on a Leash <descentr@MIT.EDU>
Abe's son arrived home from school puffing and panting,
sweat rolling down his face.
"Dad, you'll be so proud of me," he said,
"I saved a dollar by running behind the bus all the way home!"
"Oy Vey!" said Abe, "You could have run behind a taxi and saved $20.00!"