[3454] in Humor
HUMOR: On One Condition
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed May 2 20:47:03 2001
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Date: Wed, 02 May 2001 20:41:56 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man
entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away
from him.
The young man noticed her overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward
her. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude, the young man
said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to
do, no matter how kinky, for $20, on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked, "What is the condition?"
The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just
three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, reached into her purse
and slowly counted out four $5 bills, which she pressed into the young
man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and
slowly, meaningfully said...
"Clean my house."
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