[3431] in Humor
In the Beginning...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jonathan Reed)
Tue Apr 3 23:36:34 2001
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Some of you may have heard this, as it was on the radio this weekend,
but it's still funny.
In the beginning, there was Adam. One day, God came to Adam and said
"Adam, I have a quest for you. I want you do go and cross that
river..."
Adam interrupts and says "What's a river?". God explains it to him
and continues "...cross that river, climb the hill..."
Adam interrupts again and asks "What's a hill?" God explains it to
him and says " and after you climb the hill, you will find a cave
where..."
Adam asks what a cave is, and God, after rolling his eyes, explains
it to him. "In the cave you will find a woman, and..."
Adam asks what a woman is. God is beginning to wonder if he has
created an idiot, but he explains it to him. God then continues "OK,
we're almost done. Now, when you find this woman, you are to
reproduce. That is all."
Adam asks what God means by "reproduce". God, who is very pissed
off, explains it to him. God says "Now go, and no more questions."
So Adam goes over the river, up the hill, and enters the cave. After
a minute or so, he comes back out. God, who has been watching this,
says "Now what?"
Adam says "What's a headache?"
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