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Onion Article (All Your Base)
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Paul J Thordarson)
Wed Mar 21 01:35:19 2001
Message-Id: <200103210630.BAA22317@department-of-alchemy.mit.edu>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 01:30:40 -0500
From: Paul J Thordarson <kapunga@MIT.EDU>
Congress Adds 'All Your Base Are Belong To Us' Amendment To Bankruptcy Bill
WASHINGTON, DC-- Seeking to increase fiscal accountability among citizens who
have no chance to survive make their time, the House of Representatives added
an "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" amendment Monday to H.R. 333, the
Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act of 2001. "What you
say!!!" shouted the bill's sponsor, Rep. George Gekas (R-PA), following the
amendment's approval. "This bill will not only make debt-ridden Americans more
accountable, but it has the added benefit of taking off every 'zig' for great
justice." Opponents of the amendment protested that it would potentially set
up U.S. the bomb.
