[3422] in Humor
Retelling the Classics (fwd)
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Yevgeniya A. Nusinovich)
Sat Mar 17 01:38:44 2001
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Date: Sat, 17 Mar 2001 01:36:09 -0500
From: "Yevgeniya A. Nusinovich" <ynusi@MIT.EDU>
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An Italian soldier, relaxing at his favorite bar in Roma, managed to
attract a spectacular young blonde woman. He invited her back to his
apartment, and after some small talk they made love. After a pleasant
interlude, and, at what seemed to him to be the appropriate time, he
stretched, asked with a smile, "So... you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied "No."
Pleasantly surprised, the young man reached for her and had his way
with her again. This time she's wild, thrashing about on the bed and
climaxing with screams of passion.
Again, the young man smiles, and asks, "You finish?"
And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles
closer to him, and says "No."
Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young
man reaches for his date. It takes all of his strength and he barely
manages to do it, but they climax simultaneously, screaming, bucking,
clawing and ripping bed sheets. It's dawn by then, and, entirely spent,
the exhausted man falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn
his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks, "You finish!?"
"No!" she shouts back. "Swedish!"
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