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HUMOR:Fwd: Goodbye Billy Boy...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (South of Heaven)
Sat Mar 3 23:49:42 2001
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Date: Sat, 03 Mar 2001 23:50:30 -0500
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> GOOD-BYE BILLY BOY
>
> As the Clinton administration was drawing to a close, some folks were
> pondering what we will miss about Bill Clinton. Best bets:
>
>
> The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has
> proven that you CAN get sex from Aides.
>
>
> Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything
> like Monica Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no cigar."
>
>
> The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's
> dress: "Presidue."
>
>
> Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges:
> Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young.
>
>
> Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic seal from a
> donkey to a condom. It represents inflation, halts production, and gives
> you a false sense of security while you are being screwed.
>
>
> Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton situation -- they
> added an 11th commandment: "Thou shall not put thy rod in thy staff."
>
>
> Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward,
> and not one is his sister!
>
>
> Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortune teller who intoned,
> "Prepare to become a widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent
> death!"
> Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
