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hot pickles?

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jimmy_B,MajMoola_etc._Chien-ta Wu)
Sun Oct 8 14:45:03 2000

To: senior-house@MIT.EDU, humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sun, 08 Oct 2000 14:48:06 EDT
From: "Jimmy_B,MajMoola_etc._Chien-ta Wu" <jimmbswu@MIT.EDU>

The following story is hilarious.  From today's globe.  As a former McDonald's
worker, I can testify that the pickles they serve in the burgers can't be
"hot" enough to scar anyone :-)

B, defender of the status quo
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   TENNESSEE 
   
   McDonald's sued over pickle burn
   
   KNOXVILLE - A woman who claims she was permanently scarred after a hot
   pickle from a McDonald's hamburger fell on her chin in October 1999 is
   suing the restaurant for more than $100,000. Veronica M. Martin says
   the burn caused her physical and mental pain, and her husband, Darrin
   Martin, is seeking $15,000, because he ''has been deprived of the
   services and consortium of his wife.'' (AP)
            

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