[3327] in Humor
HUMOR: Blonde's revenge
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed Sep 27 16:17:04 2000
Date: Wed, 27 Sep 2000 15:59:53 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
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>Subject: DAILY DOSE! 9/27/00 - SMART BLONDE
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>Q: What sits on the seabed and shakes?
>A: A nervous wreck.
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>SMART BLONDE
>
>A Blonde and a Lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to
>NY.
>
>The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
>
>The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls
>over to the window to catch a few winks.
>
>The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
>He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you
>pay me $5.00, and vice versa."
>
>Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
>
>The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you
>pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
>
>This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to
>this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
>
>The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth
>to the moon?"
>
>The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00
>bill and hands it to the lawyer.
>
>"Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."
>
>She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
>with four legs?"
>
>The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his
>references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and
>searches the net and the Library Of Congress, no answer. Frustrated, he
>sends e-mails to all his friends and coworker, to no avail. After an
>hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.
>
>The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep.
>
>The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks,
>"Well, what's the answer?"
>
>Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00,
>and goes back to sleep.
>
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>Source: Ronsisk
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