[3316] in Humor
Fwd: Irish tale
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Michael Khusid)
Thu Sep 14 13:26:08 2000
Date: Thu, 14 Sep 2000 10:10:40 -0700 (PDT)
From: Michael Khusid <misha37@yahoo.com>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
> From: KenN315808@aol.com
> Date: Wed, 13 Sep 2000 23:48:20 EDT
>
> GUINNESS TEASE
> * * *
> A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of
>
> drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkin' fools. I'll
> give
> $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of
> Guinness
> back-to-back."
>
> The room is quiet and no one takes of the Texan's offer. One man even
> leaves.
>
> Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps
> the
> Texan on the shoulder.
>
> "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman.
>
> The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of
> Guinness.
> Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking
> them
> all back-to-back.
>
> The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits down in amazement.
>
> The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me
> askin',
> where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?".
>
> The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to
> see if
> I
> could do it first".
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