[3313] in Humor
The Fight
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Brian T Sniffen)
Tue Sep 12 14:41:14 2000
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Brian T Sniffen <brians@MIT.EDU>
Date: 12 Sep 2000 14:41:03 -0400
Little Johnny came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black
eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and
lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what
happened.
"Well, Dad," said Johnny, "I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you
know, I gave him his choice of weapons."
"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair." "I know, but I never
thought he'd choose his big sister!"
