[3276] in Humor
Joke for YOU!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Rhett Creighton)
Tue Aug 8 15:35:56 2000
Date: Tue, 8 Aug 2000 15:03:31 -0400 (EDT)
From: Rhett Creighton <rhett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
There's this guy, who's leg's name is Smith. No, Steve. Either he or his
leg's name is Smith or Steve.
Anyway, he goes to a psychiatrist, and he says, "Doctor, doctor, I have
this problem".
And the doctor says, "Tell me of dees problem".
So he says, "I keep having these re-occuring dreams. One night, I'll go
to sleep and think I'm a teepee, then the next night, I'll go to sleep and
think I'm a wigwum, then I'm a teepee, then a wigwum again--"
The doctor interjects, "Oh I know what the problem is, you simply need to
calm down. You're too nervous".
Hi ho!
Rhett
