[3238] in Humor
Fwd: Principles...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Michael Khusid)
Wed Jul 12 13:58:50 2000
Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000 10:54:24 -0700 (PDT)
From: Michael Khusid <misha37@yahoo.com>
To: humor@mit.edu
> From: "Francis Reid" <reid_francis@hotmail.com>
> Subject: [jokes-pg] Principles...
> Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000 16:09:19 GMT
>
> Principles...
>
> A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To
> their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an
> Iraqi soldier in a ditch along the road. A short distance up the road,
> they
> found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the
> other side of the road, who was still barely alive. They ran to him,
> cradled
> his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened.
> "Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth.
> I
> came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I
> looked him right in the eye and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is an
> unprincipled,lying bastard!" He looked me right in the eye and
> shouted back, "Bill Clinton is an unprincipled, lying bastard!"
>
> "We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."
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