[3236] in Humor
HUMOR: Groaner of the day
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Fri Jul 7 09:47:24 2000
Date: Fri, 07 Jul 2000 09:46:10 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
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>~~~~~~
>Judi was standing in front of a soda machine saying, "You are
>a dumb looking button. You don't have much of a future, either.
>People are going to be punching you all your life. Then you are
>going to be replaced by a much better looking button."
>
>I foolishly asked what she was doing.
>
>Judi pointed to the notice on the front of the machine, which
>said,
>
>"'Depress button for ice'."
>~~~~~~
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