[3225] in Humor
HUMOR: Texas
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Thu Jun 8 16:34:24 2000
Date: Thu, 08 Jun 2000 16:10:14 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "LeBlanc, Paul N (GEAE)" <Paul.N.LeBlanc@ae.ge.com>
>To: "Gingras, Jack (GEAE)" <jack.gingras@ae.ge.com>,
> "'Sharalee M. Field'"
> <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>,
> "'Dooley Family'" <ddooley@mediaone.net>
>Subject: FW: TEXAS
>Date: Thu, 8 Jun 2000 15:44:47 -0400
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> >
> > A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he
> > announces his wife has just produced "a typical Texas baby boy
> > weighing 20 pounds."
> > Congratulations shower him from all around and many exclamations of
> > "Wow!" are heard. A woman nearby faints due to sympathy pains.
> >
> > Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say,
> > you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 20 pounds
> > at birth. How much does he weigh now?"
> > The proud father answers, "Ten pounds."
> > The bartender is puzzled, concerned. "Why? What happened? He
> > already weighed 20 pounds at birth."
> >
> > The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star,
> > wipes his lips on his shirtsleeve, leans into the bartender and
> proudly says,
> > "Had him circumcised."
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