[3189] in Humor
Finding a Seat
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Brian T Sniffen)
Wed Apr 26 10:02:11 2000
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Brian T Sniffen <brians@MIT.EDU>
Date: 26 Apr 2000 09:03:46 -0400
A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the
stage. He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to
watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a
handsome tip." The usher moves him into the second row, and the man
hands the usher a quarter. The usher looks at the quarter, leans over
and whispers, "The wife did it."
