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Cleaning Cat
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Asanka C Herath)
Tue Apr 18 12:15:51 2000
To: j-a-m@egroups.com, humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 18 Apr 2000 12:15:36 -0400
From: Asanka C Herath <asanka@MIT.EDU>
How To Clean A Cat:
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.
3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and
close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that
he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the
edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything he can
find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
"power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite
effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that
there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly
lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run
outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
The DOG
