[3172] in Humor
Fw: The LA Police Department, the FBI, & the CIA
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Matthew Schiller)
Mon Apr 17 18:05:49 2000
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From: "Matthew Schiller" <matts@jessig.mit.edu>
To: <humor@MIT.EDU>
Date: Mon, 17 Apr 2000 17:54:43 -0400
> >> The Los Angeles Police Department, The FBI, and the CIA are all
> >>trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.
> >>
> >>The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a
> >>forest and each of them has to catch it.
> >>
> >>The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest.
> >>They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
> >>extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
> >>
> >>The FBI goes in.
> >>
> >>After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything
> >>in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had
> >>it coming.
> >>
> >>The LAPD goes in.
> >>
> >>They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is
> >>yelling:
> >>"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!
