[3166] in Humor
joke from my homestate
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Joey Gottinger)
Fri Apr 14 15:21:49 2000
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 14 Apr 2000 15:18:05 -0400
From: Joey Gottinger <snoopy1@MIT.EDU>
> Two South Carolinians were having the blue plate special
> at their favorite
> diner, when they heard this awful choking sound. They
> turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down,
> turning blue from wolfing down a 'possum burger too fast.
>
> The first redneck said to the other, "Think we
> otta' help?"
>
> "I reckon," said the second redneck.
>
> The first redneck got up and walked over to the
> lady and asked, "Kin yew breathe?"
>
> She shook her head no.
>
> "Kin yew talk?" he asked.
>
> She again shook her head no.
>
> With that he helped her to her feet, lifted up her
> skirt and licked her
> on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the
> obstruction and began
> to breathe, with great relief.
>
> The first redneck turned back to his friend and
> said,
>
> "Funny how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works
> ever' time."
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